The Judges

Yes... many viewers and no comments, so I must think that you are all wondering if this is a bogus blog? Is it a fairy tale that all these artists are truly made up? Who is voting and bringing these wonderfully people to the forefront of everyone's mind? So let me tell you about these judges that are keeping you up at night:

Dave Zeman has been networking for 2 1/2 years through myspace and dabbles writing music. Dave Xman has a dark side and we would rather not talk about him. Dave Incredman has musical superpowers to find the invisible artists that need attention. Typically he shouts really loudly and the rest of the world hears him. Dave Showrman brings to us the naughty entries; he's always peering through every song for the erotic parts.

So look these guys up if you have any issues with these wonderful awards, but remember the artists have no real association with the judges.

2008 Zemmy Awards

Zemmy’s the 2nd edition....

Yes for the song’s that I own through iTunes...Here’s the best mix of the year

Now back to the awards.


Best acappella song : I wanted to just pick So Much Grace again... but I’m going to go with Allison’s cover "Hard to say goodbye to yesterday"

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Best use of "Pissed Me Off" in a song for the second year in a row: Certainly Know Why by Kendel Carson written by Chip Taylor

Most envied Old Fart Musician award : Me, this last year I got closer to Heather Waters, Wil Maring, Hope Waits, Samantha Farrell, Kim Davidson, Kelsey Waldon, MJ Bishop, Sabrina Kufner, Angela Wilkins, and Allison Sattinger through emails and blog posts. My wife is wondering a little but I deflect her with my few male friends. Whew.


Best line "Do the skeletons in your closet have 20 pairs of shoes to choose from" in Soul by Dan Bern.






Best Music Video of the Year : This was no contest even while I’ve been watching more videos... The Beggars put together a fun video with a great song.





Smoothest Male Tenor Voice in Folk Music that can sing an early Dylan like song with so many words smoothly : End of World Blues by Alfonso Velez... There’s a line, "it’s on the Radio"... it should be.!



Best Duet: Love and Happiness, "Hard Not to Fall in Love with You" by Austin & Elliott Yes, most of my regular readers know that this is likely a mantra for me. I still have the greatest love for my wife Lori but boy I love so many more, and it’s Hard not to fall in Love again, again, and again.


Best Train metaphor song : Bound for Glory by Mat d.

Best song about a clothing article since This Old Shirt by MCC : Brown Jacket by Heather Waters






Best Lost a friend to a distant place like Alaska by Johnann Wagner. If this doesn’t touch your heart, and make you want to move there with her... have your heart checked for cobwebs.


Best Joplinesque voice in Canada : Robin by Sabrina Kufner



Best new folk song in the tradition of Bill Staines : Break Some Stones by Doug Spears


Best song about a date with a whore and an old girl friend at the same time: Just like Old Times by Todd Snider

Best sentimental song : Hold on to that Heart by Pierce Pettis This one really can squeeze the tear ducts.


Best erotic scene setting song: Oh My Dear by Lindsay Jane This is such a fun song, and she just gave it free on her site. Boy I owe her to buy some of her other material.



Best old song I rediscovered : Flying Red Horse by John Gorka Thanks to Allison for reminding me of it.




Best Ghost song : Ghost by Mark Erelli. I love when I can repeat categories between years... last year’s ghost song was great too.





Best song I can’t figure out : The Follies of Don Calandro by Jesse DeNatale. I love this song, kind of like I like Lillie, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts.




Best Dylan cover: Ring them bells by Hope Waits







Best Christian song: I’ve got a Hope by Carolyn Arends written by Pierce Pettis & Eric Fiedor





Most Eclectic Cover : I’ve just seen your Face by The Paperboys







Best Sports song: The Dying Cub Fan’s last Request by Steve Goodman



Best Explicit Song : Work Song by Dan Reeder. Don’t play this in front of anyone who is sensitive to hear the F word.



Best Bluegrass song: Goodbye by The Paperboys. They aren’t traditionally a bluegrass band, but this song s/b a bluegrass standard.




Best Jack Johnson song: I Shall be Released... yes I know it’s not his song. This category is because MySpace Acoustic forums traditionally have a love / hate relationship with this guy. Give him a break, I wish more pop music sounded like Jack Johnson. No link... major record label... you’ll find him pretty much everywhere.

Most overrated CD: I thought the Dixie Chicks Grammy winner would win this forever; (this coming from a fan) but I would like to add the Eagles new cd. What awesome singing, what mediocre writing. Good thing that they put 20 songs on it, I could find 6 decent songs, and the best they didn’t write. Thank you JD Souther, you rock.

Best Song by an artist with Rose in their name : I really wanted Rose Reiter to win this one, but this kid
Ashlee Rose beat her out with the song "Walkin in the City of Angels". I really think she’s pulling my leg, she tells me she’s only 18 1/2. My God her future is as bright as that big smile she flashes.





So she didn’t win the song, let’s create a new category called Best Video by a performer with Rose in their name..

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Best shaved head Artist : Natalie Portman… you say she doesn’t sing… then it must be Angels every time I see her. I think she’ll win this every year. If I ever get elected I’m going to ask her to be my Secretary of State. She is short, cute, and smart and is not shy to speak to peace.


Best cover of a Kate Wolf song EVER: Across the Great Divide by Nanci Griffith...I think this will likely stay here until someone ace’s it out.? See the 2007 Zemmys for a video of Nanci's cover.


Best Dave Zeman Song: Actually is a Co-write with Kim and sung by her wonderfully strong vocal... yes it’s Opposite Destiny by Dave Schipper and Kim Davidson

Most played song on Dave’s iTunes: Shake by Samantha Farrell I absolutely love this song and I’m grateful to Samm’s mom to telling me the story behind it.

Freebie Award voted by my blog readers : So Down by Jane Rose. A talented singer songwriter in Kentucky with one my fine Guitar tattoo.

Best CD I bought this year: "Self Titled" Hope Waits by Hope Waits It is truly a gem mixing in 3 original tunes with some great classic and obscure covers. What a voice! Reminds a lot of Billie Holiday






When I learned a MySpace and Songwriter101.com friend Teresa Austin had died suddenly. She was the biggest supporter of the Zemmy’s and she had to be immortalized in these posts. The Austin Award was for friend who embodies her support for my musings.


It has to be Mora. She has been a friend since I discovered her on Sabrina’s page, and marveled at the way she wrote conversational prose. To be a Austin winner you need to have suggested a musician that I loved their song or just promoted the heck out of independent artists. Mora’s suggestion was Mumbo Gumbo’s song Doing Nothing. It’s wonderful because I do work hard at Doin’ Nothing.

I’m sure missing that I wanted to add... but this year I wanted to beat those other awards that reward those artists that really don’t deserve the recognition as much as the Zemmy Winners....

Plus for anyone curious, here was the inaugural Zemmy Awards:

Ok... I do have a cool link for all the winner to add to their page... I’ll send a text document to whoever wants it..

2007 Zemmy Awards

The Zemmy Awards were born out of positive use of frustration. I just rekindled a year of exploration of new musicians through MySpace, and I was amazed at who those Grammy's were honoring. Did people just not know? Were there just a handful of people making the decisions? Now some recepients were very honorable, but when Dylan won that one year for a CD that sucked compared to many others he produced, I figure there should be another voice.

I am a music lover born out of the late 60's and 70's and turned 50 in 2008 with over 3000 vinyl LPs stashed away, 500 CD's and now with iTunes over 3000 songs. Ok so I've listened to a lot of music, mainstream, obscure, global, folk, jazz, country, and of course the love of my childhood, Southern Rock Blues.

Recently I have started a house concert series, myspace.com/bluffview so I hope that this brings a just a little credibility to the awards.... but mostly these artist ROCK... such passion, such creativity... you know you need to look them up.

This blog was first posted in myspace in 2007, I've added some pics and links... enjoy.

Best acappella song : So Much Grace by 

 Allison Sattinger





 Best use of "Pissed Me Off" in a song: Certainly Know Why by Kendel Carson written by Chip Taylor


Most envied Old Fart Musician award :Chip Taylor within the last two years worked with both Kendel Carson and Carrie Rodriquez. That says a lot for the guy who wrote "Wild Thing"

--- LATER I found out later that Chip is also Jon Voight's brother, and Angelina Jolie's Uncle... yikes... now I'm really envious


Best Friend song I've heard since Bill Staines classic : "Friends You Love the Most" by… Will Hoppey






Best Music Video of the Year : Fall Down with You… by the Paperboys with Kendal Carson




Smoothest Male Tenor Voice in Folk Music: Granite Road by Alfonso Velez




Best Duet: Love and Happiness by Emmy Lou Harris and Mark Knopfler

--- since this song you should be able to find... why don't you learn to dance to it... HA...





Best Take this job and shove it Song : Lookin for a Job by Todd Snider





Best song about a clothing article since This Old Shirt by MCC : Flowered Dresses by Slaid Cleeves







Best Joplinesque voice in Canada : Crystal Waters by Sabrina Kufner





Best song about a house that I heard this year: This Old House by Doug Spears







Best song about a Greek Deli : Greek Tragedy by Chris Elliott

Go listen at FolkAlley.com





Best sentimental song : Cry byAnna Hutto 

Go to FolkAlley.com for free download.





Best erotic scene setting song: Across the Room by Allison Sattinger--- Yes I see her looking... wow she just got married, Andy is one lucky guy. Now my suggestion... wait for the last few seconds of this, the passion even wows Allison.






Best comeback to me song : Guinevere by Lucy Kaplansky




Best Ghost song : Ghost Repeater by Jeffrey Foucault







Best song to inspire me to pick up the bass again: Steal your Kisses by Ben Harper



Best cover song heard in a workshop atthe Great River Folk Fest : The cover of the Allman Bros. "Sweet Melissa" by 

Natalia Zukerman with Randy Sabien on Fiddle and Mustrad's Retreat percussion.



Of course I had to take the opportunity to find an Allman Bros cover acoustically of the song.... but it's not close to hearing Natalia with Randy on fiddle.




Best Line "She ripped off her tube top and took me to Kokomo"…. In Kokomo by Greg Brown






Best Austrailian Folk Song… Kangaroo by the Beggars




Best Irish Folk Song: Irish Girl by Lissa Schneckenburger


Lissa's next CD is incredible... watch for another Zemmy coming her way.
Go Download it at FolkAlley.com



Best song and only song about a Mood Ring: Mood Ring by Paul Thorn





Best song about a break up : Nine Inch Nails by Dustin Bentall









Best song I can't figure out : Wolves by Josh Ritter






Best environmental song: Shady Lake by Leslie Alexander





Best Christian song: St. Paul's Song by Pierce Pettis





Best Spanish is a Loving Tongue Song: Fragile by the Paperboys





Most Eclectic Cover : Leonard Cohen's Famous Blue Raincoat by Angela McCluskey---Sorry about the lousy video, the song I found on iTunes is absolutely fresh and unique...I really couldn't find many other links.






Best Sports song ever: The Bears Still Suck Polka by the Happy Schnapps Band

--- You should know that this song was written by the late Jimmy Krueger who also wrote "We just Disagree" covered and released first by Dave Mason. He was born in my hometown, Manitowoc WI.





Best Explicit Song : Inquiring Minds by Hamell on Trial





Best Bluegrass song: Standin on the Corner by Sara Petite





Best Jack Johnson song: Good People





Best Natural Food Ad song: Homestead Market by Sweet Sunny South, you just can't beat their meat!





Best Family Reunion Song: Chocktaw Bingo by James McMurtry




Best song that asks did you do too many Drugs: American Music by the Violent Femmes




Most overrated CD: Dixie Chicks Grammy winner… give me a break all their other ones were better.




Best Song by an artist with Rose in their name : Texas by Raina Rose




Best Song by an artist with River in their name: Eight is Midnight by Rose River





Best shaved head Artist : Natalie Portman… you say she doesn't sing… then it must be Angels every time I see her.---Here is the famous clip from what I consider a Five Star movie... V for Vendetta





Best cover of a Kate Wolf song EVER: Across the Great Divide by Nanci Griffith

... there is a video available with the studio song, but this one is more fun to watch... Emmy Lou adds alot to both versions.



Best Dave Zeman Song: Julia

 Go to FolkAlley for free download.


I will return to put more links including the one to the iMix I posted in iTunes.... this took more time than I thought it was going to... HA... but good things usually do.

Dave